Sunday, November 29, 2009

I don't even want to know....

Last night our neighbors were screaming and making a ton of noise in the laundry room. Because it is a shared space, noise in there sounds like it is in our kitchen. It sounded like someone was fighting, but as you know, that is not out of the norm for them. So, we just turned up the ocean function on our noise maker and went to sleep dreaming we were far far away.

Well this morning we go out to the laundry room to do some laundry. (side note: Saturday through Sunday morning is our time, so they should not have even been out there!) Well, this is what we found....



Awesome. Now we have to either do acrobatic moves or get a large dose of antibiotics just to do our laundry! Lord only knows what is floating around in their bloodstream. Who bleeds all over a shared laundry room and just leaves it?! Disgusting.

Now they are creeping around the back of the house obviously looking for something and whispering in spanish. I just hope they find whatever it is that they lost in their bloody mess before either Domino or the kids from the daycare behind us do. We need to move!

3 comments:

shane rocket said...

get a hose? geez what fuckers.

Lynn said...

Wow, you might not want to know, but Mindi and I sure want to know! That is grotesque. Any news on when you guys will be my neighbor???

p.s. still pregnant ;)

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Ewww, what the fuck!! I thought I had some bad neighbors over the years but you have definitely got me beat. It sucks that you are stuck cleaning it up but heavy gloves (like kitchen gloves) and hot bleach water should kill about anything.

Next time they are fighting, I would call 911. Let the cops sort it out. They get enough complaints and then the landlord has grounds for eviction. You would be providing a public health service to boot.